A Funny Story: You know the Kristen Bell Slot Meltdown video? First off, I can’t quit watching it.  Secondly, you know the part where she says “If I’m not between a 3 & a 7 on the emotional scale, I’m crying” ? As soon as I heard it, I thought of Kitty.  You see, Kitty’s mantra is a little more like “If I’m not between a 4.5 and a 6 on the emotional scale, I’m crying”. Show her a picture of a cute puppy = tears. Tell her a sweet story about your parents = crying.  You might imagine that on Saturday in Denver, when we were all together, and heard the news about Whitney Houston’s death, Kitty was really upset. Immediately surfing TMZ and People.com to find out the details, some tears & a lot of dancing. Later that night, out at the bar, she turns around and sees this guy behind us wearing this Whitney Houston shirt, the water works began. She looked at the shirt, started crying and walked away. The guy turned to me and asked “is she serious?” I explained to him the Kristin Bell analogy, which fell on deaf ears. I then found out that coincidentally, it’s the name of his rec league b-ball team. Too many glasses of wine + Whitney Houston rec league tee shirt and Kitty pulled a classic irish exit. Snuck out of the bar, with the keys to the apartment and went home to mourn.  Classic. 

A Funny Story:

You know the Kristen Bell Slot Meltdown video? First off, I can’t quit watching it. 

Secondly, you know the part where she says “If I’m not between a 3 & a 7 on the emotional scale, I’m crying” ? As soon as I heard it, I thought of Kitty. 

You see, Kitty’s mantra is a little more like “If I’m not between a 4.5 and a 6 on the emotional scale, I’m crying”. Show her a picture of a cute puppy = tears. Tell her a sweet story about your parents = crying. 

You might imagine that on Saturday in Denver, when we were all together, and heard the news about Whitney Houston’s death, Kitty was really upset. Immediately surfing TMZ and People.com to find out the details, some tears & a lot of dancing.

Later that night, out at the bar, she turns around and sees this guy behind us wearing this Whitney Houston shirt, the water works began. She looked at the shirt, started crying and walked away. The guy turned to me and asked “is she serious?” I explained to him the Kristin Bell analogy, which fell on deaf ears. I then found out that coincidentally, it’s the name of his rec league b-ball team.

Too many glasses of wine + Whitney Houston rec league tee shirt and Kitty pulled a classic irish exit. Snuck out of the bar, with the keys to the apartment and went home to mourn. 

Classic.